i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
*steps on something wet* *screams for 34 years*
when you start losing a bunch of followers
i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers
Teacher: are you all ready for the exam?
Me: (what exam?)